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A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey and
ordered a drink. While
he was drinking, the monkey jumped all around
the place. It grabbed some
olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed
some sliced limes and ate
them. It jumped onto the pool table, took one of
the billiard balls,
stuck it in his mouth, and, to everyone's
amazement, somehow swallowed
it whole.
The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see
what your monkey just
did?"
The guy replied, "No, what?"
"He just ate a billiard ball off my pool
table...whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the
guy, "he eats everything
in sight. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff."
He finished his drink, paid his bar bill along
with the stuff the monkey
ate, and walked out.
Two weeks later, he came into the bar again
along with his pet monkey.
He ordered a drink and the monkey started
running around the bar as
before. While the man was finishing his drink,
the monkey found a
maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it,
stuck it up his butt, then
pulled it out and ate it. Then he found a
peanut. This, too, he stuck up
his butt, pulled it out and ate it.
The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what
your monkey did now?" he
asked.
"No, what?" replied the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt,
pulled it out, and ate
it. The same with a peanut!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." said the guy.
"He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to
pass that cue ball, he
measures it!
Oh boy that's a good laugh!!